It has long been tradition. If it’s chocolate, it has to be Swiss if you’re going for that superior flavor, taste and texture. If its cheese, yet again the top of the stack is always a Swiss breed. So what do all these have in common? The dairy products that go in it of course, that has to be it. Those Swiss farmers must know something that the rest of the world is completely oblivious to. What could it be?
Ever take a bite of Swiss chocolate and let out that tantalizing gasp as its rich flavors envelope you in its absolute. You feel at peace with yourself. In harmony with nature. Everything is good. There is no evil in the world. Ohh wait.. that’s a lot similar to what one experiences after a good ‘ol puff of marijuana.
Remember the famous Swiss cheese brand, Happy Cow? Well Happy cows produce more milk and while many farmers around the world try all kinds of happy mood creating methods the Swiss farmers decided to cut the chase and make straight for the finish line. In a recent article it seems that Switzerland’s Agriculture Ministry has called on the country’s farmers to stop feeding their cows cannabis.
A quote from the article states
They believe the active ingredient in cannabis, THC, makes cows happy and produce more milk, but the Agriculture Ministry say THC can get into the milk and create a health risk.
They also said that there was a risk that Swiss cheese products could be contaminated.
(The original article can be read here)
So there you go. Happy cows = more milk = better dairy based products = happy human consumers. The world will be a better place for all.
Peace to all while I run to my nearest supermarket and see if I can grab a few pounds of Swiss Cheese!
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Thank you all for reading this. Please do leave me a comment telling me your thoughs.
THC in swiss dairy is it. No wonder those toblerones always sent me to heaven..
Yup, I would like to see some scientific proof though that THC actually exists in the dairy. Quite hilarious either way.
As a swiss guy I actually dont believe that our cows get THC. Anyway, I dont like the idea of cows getting my pot
Indeed HAPPY cows. So the next time you run out of pot, we all know the alternative (some what expensive).. he he!
true true,
It really puts meaning into the Happy Cows brand doesn’t it… hehehe
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